Merry WinterLight

Hello people. Remember this?
Christmas is axed in Oxford

Council leaders in Oxford have decided to ban the word Christmas from this year's festive celebrations to make them more 'inclusive'.

Here's how the ban is enforced on Oxford City Council website (below the jump):

Here comes the non-gender specific parent of Winterval!

That's it! I must download the whole thing NOW! And then send this guy around to every editor on Fleet Street
Ho ho ho, children! Merry Winterval, you naughty motherf-!

They've banned Christmas - it's PC Gorn Mad

Damn that left wing media

Gah! They've gorn and done it again. Another year, another made up nonsense story about axing Christmas when it hasn't been axed hits the papers. This year's wheeze involves a Council having a winter festival some time around Christmas that isn't called Christmas and doesn't actually replace Christmas - and a paper screaming that Christmas has been axed.

The villian in this pantomime is Oxford City Council.

BOOOOOOOO!

This year, it's having a festival called WinterLight.

HISSSSSSS!

The hero is the Daily Mail.

HOOORA-

no, hang on - it's not the Mail. It must be the Sun

RAAAAAY-

no - it's not the Sun either. It's, um, the Express?

Hooray?

Nope. It's the Observer.